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Cedric Fallows and the Genius Frankie Lassut

Cedric Fallows and the Genius

Frankie Lassut

Published July 28th 2015
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Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pigMoreCedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop? ‘Chin up now mate, the man with the cut throat knife has a bad back?’ Cedric must face his worst demons- will he survive against all the odds?Actually, I copied the demons bit from a very common DVD write up and it is quite boringly dramatic- same school as the write up on a zzzzzzzzzzz photograph in a modern are gallery.The hobby bit is true. Actually, Cedric who is old, gets a job teaching physical fitness in a rest home. He teaches Oduj, which is an aged person’s judo. The opponents start by laying on the floor and the winner is the first to get up using the other person in whatever way they can, while the other person tries to stop them. I’m joking. Tell you what- just read it, you might enjoy it.The second Quick Flash, ‘THE GENIUS?This little pleasurable collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’Know the one? Ever used it? Well, this QF story is the most interesting way I can find to use somefink I learned at skule, sorry, skulle. Sorry scule, sorry, schule.I got to schoole in the end. End? My grandmother used to say ‘hend’. I would see her scrabbling under the car bonnet with a terminal screwdriver and ask, ‘what’s up gran?’ She would say ‘the big hend’s gone.’And when she saw cow sheight in a field, she wood call it ‘shaw kite’- which is better than anything I learned (or learnt?) in schoole, which wozzent much- saw much four headucation. But there was one thing, one seemingly useless thing that stuck in my mind ...