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Lubricans Humor and Free Stuff Beating Off Bob

Lubricans Humor and Free Stuff

Beating Off Bob

Published November 12th 2011
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Kindle Edition
54 pages
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Some things dont fit into a sub-genre of erotic writing. This collection is like that.The first piece is a tongue-firmly-buried-in-cheek instruction manual for men on masturbation. Its called a Treatise, but dont expect anything higher than,MoreSome things dont fit into a sub-genre of erotic writing. This collection is like that.The first piece is a tongue-firmly-buried-in-cheek instruction manual for men on masturbation. Its called a Treatise, but dont expect anything higher than, say, the educational level of a wounded duck. On the other hand, youll definitely get an education by reading it. What youll be able to DO with that education is highly questionable, but what the heck?Then follows the womens treatise, also on masturbation, because we wouldnt want to leave the fairer sex out, now would we.Then, the master of erotica, known as Beating Off Bob to his knuckle-dragging, drooling fans, has thrown in, absolutely free (just pay handling and shipping of $.99) his premier instruction manual on how to write the kind of incredibly bad erotica that he and thousands of other uneducated dolts flood the internet with. And who knows? Maybe when youre finished absorbing these well thought out, highly educational lessons in how to be the worst of the worst, you, too, may write something and post it online somewhere.Or maybe you just know somebody who could use a little advice. If so, you can show this to them.